The Undead Kama Sutra by Mario Acevedo

Author:Mario Acevedo [Acevedo, Mario]
Format: epub, mobi
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ISBN: 9780061667466
Publisher: Lisa's E-Book Collection
Published: 2010-04-13T04:00:00+00:00

Chapter

27

I turned off the laptop, clicked on the TV, and channel surfed. At this time in the afternoon, my choices were soap operas and talk

shows. Most of the commercials were for prescription medications. Corporate America had figured out that turning the nation into

a herd of hypochondriacs was great for the bottom line.

The present commercial showed a woman standing before a mirror. She looked dowdy and frustrated. An aura magically

surrounded her, like a shimmering cocoon. “Luvitmor,” a woman’s soft voice repeated in the voice-over, “from Rizè-Blu.”

The woman stepped clear of the aura (obviously, the creative talent behind this effect had no experience with real auras). She was

now beautiful, confident, and very busty.

“Reclaim the real you with Luvitmor, the only nonsurgical breast-enhancement pill guaranteed to increase your bust size.”

Then the disclaimers: occasional headaches, mood swings, muscle soreness, and heightened libido.

Hold on.

Heightened libido? Bigger boobs? Rizè-Blu was going to rake in millions. Make that billions.

Not surprisingly, the next commercial was for another Rizè-Blu product, Olympicin. “Free yourself from the tyranny of the razor.”

A woman marched out of a gloomy dungeon and onto the sunlit sidewalk of the big city. Her bare legs glistened like polished

bronze from under the hem of her miniskirt.

I switched channels to a talk show bubbling with women’s laughter. Four women, in their early thirties, I guessed, sat on a stage

beside their male partners. Each woman was dressed like she was about to step out for the evening: slim gown, high heels, hair

done up. And each had enormous breasts that threatened to avalanche over the tops of their gowns. The women described their

use of the trifecta of Rizè-Blu’s new cosmetic drugs. NuGrumatex to restore the lushness of their hair. Olympicin as the world’s

most effective depilatory. (Close-ups on their legs.) And with the help of a lingering camera shot on their ample cleavages, the

women claimed that Luvitmor was the only proven way to enhance a bustline without surgery.

The petite blonde of the group explained that she had been an A-cup; an accompanying photo showed her in a loose and dismally

flat halter top. With a shimmy of her shoulders, she demonstrated how proud she was to be the owner of a pair of new FFs.

She and the man beside her shook their clasped hands in the air like they had just finished a race together. “Sex is now more than

amazing,” she announced with unbridled perkiness. “It’s spectacular.”

Thanks for sharing. What’s next? Details about the wet spot, aka the winner’s circle?

Forget AIDS, cancer, and the other diseases that ravaged the Third World. Rizè-Blu gave society lusher hair. Smoother skin.

Bigger boobs. And, ladies, there’s more: Rizè-Blu can guarantee a libido to match your new bra size.

The elevator on my floor pinged, making a sound as faint as that of a tiny bell. The doors clunked open.

I clicked the TV off. Footfalls clicked softly on the tile foyer and became muted as they trod onto the carpet. The brisk steps were

those of a woman. The footfalls stopped at my door.

My sixth sense perked up.

Someone knocked.

My fingertips tingled.

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